Scene at Huddersfield Uni
A tutor walks in quicklyIman: “sorry im late guys, had alot of traffic on the train”
V: “why don’t you just learn to drive then?”
Iman: “ I wish I could”
V: “what can’t you afford a car as a university tutor?”
Iman: “No, it’s not that I haven’t passed yet”
V: “pfft”
Iman: goes red “Anyways im going to return your projects back to you with feedback on it". goes round to desks and hands the projects out
???: "whats this" looking at his sheet, with a D grade on it
v: looks over "haha you and your idea sucks"
???: "Im better than you"
v: "who do you think your talking to, who you think i m? i am a fucking legend, i finished school when u still in ur diapers!"
???: goes red, "what ever"
uzi thinks: oh i really hate this guy, and ive only sat next to him for 1 hour
iman: "settle down V"
v: "you settle down! im here to be number 1 and im not going to let some wanna be try to say hes better than me! my little toe is better than him"
iman is shocked
Scene in Bejing Airport
two people are sat in the waiting room
Matt: “ its been 3 days and still no one has come to pick us up sigh, why did we have to get selected for this exchanging students scheme."
Richard: I dunno and i don’t even know Chinese! do you know chinese?
matt: "do I look like, i know chinese?!"
Scene back at Huddersfield uni
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