Scene at Huddersfield Uni

A tutor walks in quickly
???: “sorry im late”, starts unpacking his things not knowing two people are standing looking awkward “today we going to...” notices the two students oh shit I forgot about these 2 ” Oh Im sorry before I continue we have two new students with us today and for the rest of the year, we have V from China and uzi from Pakistan” pointing to each student “due to our relationships with China we also have sent 2 students overseas to do their final year in China.

Scene in Bejing Airport
Matt: “omg whey did they have to choose us? And howcome no one has come yet?”
Richard: I dunno and i don’t even know Chinese!

Scene back at Huddersfield uni